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Warning: If you have been trying to know as little about the movie as possible, read no further. If however, you've been watching the trailers and hearing news about it, I don't think I'll surprise you with new information.
Things I Had Trouble With
As I am a big Tolkien fan and absolutely adore, I was full of mixed feelings and complaints after first leaving the theater. The story had so much added and changed content! So as a book retelling, its pretty independent.
I would have loved to see more of Beorn's House and the Elven King's halls. Only glimpses of these were seen, though very pretty glimpses.
One thing that took major getting used to was how they portrayed the Elven King. I won't give away spoilers, but I will say they gave him some background that gives him a very interesting personality. My opinion on this depends entirely on the condition that they reveal the noble guy he is in Part Three.
Also, this isn't something I'm having a major problem with now, but it is probably the main sore spot for critics. Tauriel, a elf-maiden warrioress, has been entirely created for the movie. And despite what Peter Jackson said, she and Legolas obviously are interested in each other. When I first heard of Tauriel, I rebelled against the idea and snarled that she better not be a romantic interest for Legolas. Now I say that since we knew zero about Legolas's private life as prince, it's not unreasonable that he falls in love. And if he's going to fall in love, Tauriel is the girl for him. I actually really like her, despite the cheesy way in which she often enters the screen. Despite being a gutsy warrior, she's sweet and compassionate. However, things aren't going smoothly for my favorite cinematic elf prince. His dad disapproves of the girl (lower-class, you see), and plus Tauriel seems to be developing feelings for a certain cute dwarf (rather they're romantic feelings or not is as yet undecipherable) causing Legolas to get a bit jealous (but not jealous enough to be a jerk, thank heavens).
Things I Absolutely Loved!
Smaug.
Smaug was the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities (meant in the best possible way). O Smaug the Mighty. The unassessably wealthy. The Impenetrable. Dazzlingly marvelous! Perfect! Flawless! Stunning!
I. Loved. Smaug. All I'm going to say. I won't spoil anything for you.
Also, the events within Dol Golder with a certain Necromancer is fantastically done with creepy good effects. Once again, I can't spoil too much, but it was awesome. And a certain quote from Azog in reply to a certain someone made my mouth drop open. "We are legion." Direct quote from the demon who answered Jesus. I'm pretty sure that was intentional.
Bard the Bowman was wonderful. He quickly escalated to one my favorite characters in the movie. Plus, making him a caring father added such a warmth and realness to the movie, despite that this wasn't shown in the book. I adored having his kids as characters.
And the battle scenes with the elves were really cool. We even get to see a bit of elf/orc hand to hand combat, which was surprising and also kind of fun.
Things Viewers Might Like To Know
There's violence. I've heard it argued that its the most violent one yet. I'm not sure about that, but there was some gross orc beheadings that happened smack-dab in front of you, close enough to feel blood splatter. :P Plenty of orcs are skewered by elf arrows. But here's the reason why I don't have a problem with that. Orcs being skewered by elves. Much better than the other way around, yes? I probably flinched the most when an arrow is violently snapped off while in a hero's leg. Looked really painful.
Also, there's a large scene with spiders everywhere. Kind of freaky, even for someone who isn't terrified of spiders. My dad absolutely hates them, but he handled the scene pretty well.
Final Thoughts
Did I love it? Yes, I did. And after just finishing it the second time, I love it even more! I can hardly wait for The Hobbit: There and Back Again. That will be one intense movie, considering where this one leaves off. Wait, where does this one leave off? I guess you'll have to watch it, heh, heh, heh.



