Best. Tag. Ever.

So I saw this tag over at Sarah's blog, Dreams and Dragons, and I adored her answers. You must really go take a look. Then the hostess of this enjoyable event,  Rayne Speryll, graciously tagged me, so now I get to participate!

1. If the main villain of your favorite book/movie/TV series showed up on your front doorstep, what would you do? (Explain who it is first...)

Vahe hails from The Tales of Goldstone Wood, specifically Moonblood, where he reigns King of Arpiar, the land of Veiled People. He is Faerie, a goblin of terrible strength and power. But through his dark ways, Vahe has veiled himself, his people, and his land in a false, but overwhelming beauty. World conquest has always seemed to be on the top of his to-do list. If he's anywhere on our world, I'm sure he has plans of conquering it.


So if he's conquering the planet, what is he doing on my doorstep? I'm pretty sure I would recognize him immediately. There's not many tall guys walking around in robes woven of roses, with golden skin, black hair, and silver eyes, and who are so gorgeous it hurts just looking at them.

I suppose I wouldn't open the door. But he could knock down my door with his little pinkie, I have no doubt, so I might dial 9-1-1. Of course, that would put the responders lives in mortal danger. Maybe I'd try to outsmart him...like that would work. But by this time, I hope I will have thought to pray...pray really hard!

 2. Now supposing the heroes opposite this villain showed up just after your exchange. What would you do then? 

Woohoo! Prayer answered! But let's say it's Oeric...I'm so ashamed to say, I might scream. Come on, my nerves are already taunt from meeting Vahe! I know Oeric is one of the awesomest, noblest knights of Farthestshore, but he's a terrifying goblin--no enchanted veils on this dude! He's big...really big. So after my squeal of fright, I think I'll go scurry and hide behind him.

Let's say Eanrin came along too. Then I think I just fainted of overexposure to pure awesomeness.

 3. So... moving on, the heroes defeat the villain (with some help from you, of course- whatever it may be. ;) But the next day, you're just walking along, minding your own business, when you suddenly come across the same villain... who is now lying in the dust severely wounded and unconscious. What do you do? 

Blast it, Vahe, why don't you stay in your own world? Of course, his real body actually is in his own world. If he's on Earth, he must be using the body of some unfortunate mortal as a host, which is the only reason he would now be wounded. I would stop to help for the poor mortal's sake if nothing else. After all, it's him hurting, not that dratted Vahe! Although, I admit if Vahe really was in severe pain and in need of help, I'd probably say a prayer and see what I could do. I'm so noble, I sometimes frighten myself! ;)

 4. Now his minions show up and kidnap both you and him and take you to their universe (or version of your universe, whatever it happens to be.) Your reaction? 

Gah! Goblins everywhere! Yikes, its gorgeous here. But no-no! The beauty is just a false illusion! The scent of roses is making me sick...my mind is blurring! Soon I'll be nothing but a witless thrall! Quick! I borrow a tip from Lionheart and hold my stinky sock up to my nose! Hey, that's more like it! The enchantments aren't working on me, buddy, oh no.


5. Your fantastic heroes have arrived to rescue you- but now you're faced with a choice. The villain, out of gratitude for your earlier help, (assuming you actually did help him when he was wounded) has offered you a chance to travel back to your own universe. However, the heroes warn you not to trust him. The only other way for you to get back home is to travel with the heroes on a long and dangerous journey... and there's no guarantee that you'll survive.
What. Do. You. Do. 

Ta ta, Vahe. Enjoy trying to take over the world with dragons; I happen to know it won't work. You're on your third and final life, buster, and the clock is ticking.

And did I really hear correctly? Oeric and Eanrin invited me to accompany them on a journey??? Gasp-Gasp-Gasp! Yes, yes, thank you, noble knights of Farthestshore! I'll try not to ask too many questions. Oeric will be patient with me, I know, but Eanrin will probably say a few cutting words to get me in line...though he might actually enjoy my star-struck chatter. He might sing for me. One song will fine. I hope he's not too insulted when I interrupt him on his fourth ballad.

This is so awesome! There will be danger and terror, but as long as I'm following the Prince's Path, I know my destiny will be greater then I ever imagined!

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Now I'm not sure how to tag other people properly, but I'll tag--

Beka at http://thewriterofdreamthings.blogspot.com/
Molly at http://thesassysister9.blogspot.com/
Clara at http://limwendiaries.blogspot.com/

Once you're tagged, you can take these same interview questions and answer them in your own way on your blog. If the people tagged don't really want to join in, they don't have to! If any of you reading this would like to partcipate, consider yourself now tagged!